I was going to work on this paper but instead, I’ll watch Scandal. End of the semester can suck it.

Finally sucked it up and bought myself the best (and most expensive) birthday present ever! We’re bringing in 26 with a bang! #beyonce #mrscarterworldtour #concert #expensiveasfugg #butideservethatshit #bowdown #broke #needadrank

Finally sucked it up and bought myself the best (and most expensive) birthday present ever! We’re bringing in 26 with a bang! #beyonce #mrscarterworldtour #concert #expensiveasfugg #butideservethatshit #bowdown #broke #needadrank

wordsthatididntsay:

But seriously.

Are we not going to talk about how this new Janelle Monae and Erykah Badu song? Cause baybaby, it is HOT FIYAAAAAAAAH. 

I concur. Been playin it all day.

This f*ckin collabo is everything! #q.u.e.e.n.  #ebadu #janelle #fire

This f*ckin collabo is everything! #q.u.e.e.n. #ebadu #janelle #fire

"*Le sigh*"

Texted by my non-black classmate: what’s cracking?

Me: Just… Don’t

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theydontknowcocoab:

theydontknowcocoab:

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Fertilizer Plant Explosion near Waco, Texas


Wow….

I watched it again…that explosion gets me every time. 

Shit!

Yoooooooooo!

I almost jumped out of my skin. Gat damn

I want this #mrrogers #throwback #welcometomyhood

I want this #mrrogers #throwback #welcometomyhood

My straight-haired, Japanese classmate just walked in the door with sunglasses and a shiny black du-rag on. Jesus, take the wheel.

Sigh

I love that I have a friend that I can talk with about men, school, work, vibrators and porn. It’s quite fulfilling.

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ohnoitsjojo:

 Omahyra Mota appreciation post

my soul is thirsty

My love!!!

Tags: love her damn

Too funny ‘cause I just watched HP1 and HP2.

Too funny ‘cause I just watched HP1 and HP2.

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Alex Minsky

Afghan War veteran

Inspirational. 

what a fucking badass

At first, I was like “what an attractive piece of yum” then I saw his leg and thought “what an attractive piece of yum”

That I’m with stupid tattoo on his foots fucking priceless. He has a sense of humor.

Hot damn. Forreal though.

Oh my god, gimme. ::heart eyes:::

Intense.

Yummmmm

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Overwhelmed so I’m just gonna listen to Justin and drink this whiskey. 

Not alone

I like having my sister stay with me during the week. The only shitty part is that I can’t masturbate until the weekend.

By then, I’m typically too tired or disinterested to do anything significant. *le sigh*